Usually when you’re trying to get with a girl, you check to see if she has a boyfriend first. It’s not really ideal for you to already be at her house, only to have her partner show up unexpectedly. That, my friends, is an absolute fail.
Either way, a guy named Miles wound up in that horrific situation, and ended up hiding in a closet. He didn’t just hide in a closet though. He also live tweeted the whole thing for our pure enjoyment – thank Miles!
See his hilarious stream of tweets – in writing, pictures and video, no less!
I'm over this girl's crib in Madison and her man here. I got a charger and her wifi I'm coolin. Update soon pic.twitter.com/nHarYdPAAu
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Update: she asked me what I wanted to eat but for now she brought me a Capri Sun pic.twitter.com/ThXHnZXGjJ
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
10:55 CST: I think her and her mans left. The front door closed so I'm just gonna go to the fridge
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:00 CST: Bruh her fridge hella stocked but you already know what a man went for. pic.twitter.com/5vhbdOtf1Q
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:41 CST: Escape plan in motion pic.twitter.com/LrbLwCjTMr
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:59 CST: I'm out dis!!! Idk why 12 is here. But I'm just gonna mind my business and keep it movin….. pic.twitter.com/exkp81adOf
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
12:10 CST: Road to freedom. Glory to God for keeping me out of harms way. this Diana Ross too nice bruh pic.twitter.com/x8LyHKCFXk
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
12:40 CST: made it back to crib about 10 minutes ago. But I'm gonna bump this Carti and hit the bed. pic.twitter.com/thtOJ0UOjJ
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Seems Miles is living a pretty interesting life. At least he got a free meal from Popeye’s out of it. Am I right?