It looks like the Mafia are taking on ISIS. We’ve already reported how it looks like the Bloods and Crips are uniting to fight ISIS. And now it looks as though the Sicilian Mafia are getting involved too.
Giovanni Gambino, son of the now infamous mafioso kingpin John Gambino, gave a press statement about the Mafia being ‘in a better position to protect the people of New York from the these chickensh*t Islamic State mamalukes than the feds, who don’t know their a*sses from their elbows.’
Gambino spoke to journalists outside his club in Hell’s Kitchen. Leaning up against his maroon 1972 Lincoln Continental, he told how if so-called Islamic State were planning an attack on the ground in The Big Apple, that they could ‘fugeddaboudit’.
Spitting out a toothpick, the elected Mafia spokesperson shrugged and told the gathered press:
“The world is f*ckin’ dangerous today, but people living in Noo Yoik neighborhoods with Sicilian connections should feel safe, we make sure our friends and families are protected from extremists and terrorists, especially the brutal, psychopathic organization that calls itself the Islamic State. Those f*cks.”
Sicily, Calabria, Puglia and Naples – all Mafia strongholds in Southern Italy – are all off-limits to ISIS. Mafioso there have vowed to strike against any acts of terror on Italian soil. And it looks like New York is now under their protection.
Ironically, the Mafia has risen up in America recently after the US government has cut funding to fighting organized crime to help tackle terror threats.
“The Mafia’s got bad reputation, but much of that’s undeserved. As with everything in life, there are good, bad and ugly parts the rise of global terrorism gives the Mafia a chance to show its good side,” Gambino says.
ISIS – you come into our neighborhoods, each and every one of you pr*cks is gettin’ two in the back of the f*ckin’ head. Stay the f*ck outta Noo Yoik!”
