Master Splinter from TMNT Is a Straight-Up Thug


Ninjitsu master and stealth expert Master Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a Thug. You’d know that to be true if you ever saw him fight. He’s weird, sure – he’s a giant rat that hangs around with a load of pizza-eating mutant turtles, but hey – we’ve all got our thing, right?

Oh, and he’s got serious GAME too…