Here’s How NOT To Throw Your Girl Overboard…

Boats. Most of us dream of owning one, don’t we? They seem like the ultimate possession for anyone living a life of luxury. But it’s not all smooth sailing (pun intended) for people who cruise about on the water you know. Invariably, if you’re having a laugh on a boat, you’re drinking too. And then all sorts of things can go wrong…

Look, we’re not saying the people in this clip were DEFINITELY drunk. We’re just kinda hoping they were. Otherwise, what excuse do they have for this epic ‘throwing a girl overboard’ fail that almost sees the girl killed? Sounds like sensationalism, but just watch. It all looks pretty funny ’til you realize how badly it could’ve gone.

We mean, c’mon… How hard is it to chuck someone into the water, ferchrissakes?! Don’t drink and attempt throw your girlfriend off a boat, okay? Okay.