Ear tunneling or stretching has been with us all for some time now, hasn’t it? It’s always been a fairly fringe thing (thankfully) and sees a regular ear piercing made larger and larger with a series of ever-expanding plastic hoops placed in the hole. You’ve seen people with them. You know what we’re talking about here. Picture a guy with them. Okay? Great.
Tom ‘Grim Fandango’ Matthews, as he calls himself on Facebook, is that guy. Except his ear tunnels don’t look like normal ones. One of them has a huge PADLOCK on it. But it’s not a fashion statement, oh no. Someone locked one in the hole when he wasn’t looking. A total stranger too!
He posted a picture of it on Facebook, with this message: “So guess what some little w*nk stain just did to me? If I find you I will put you 6 feet under. End of rant. C*nt!”
More of the story from social media:
We know you’re all very concerned and not laughing. You’ll all be very relieved to hear that he managed to snip off the padlock with bolt cutters not long afterwards…
