Tampa Bay, Florida. 39 year-old Curtis Mayfield (no, not that one – a different one…) was arrested this week after a threesome he engaged in with his best friend and a local stripper took a tragic twist. Mayfield shot and killed his friend after, in his own words, their ‘balls touched’. Mayfield, incensed with the homoerotic suggestion, went for his gun…
According to Mayfield: “There’s only so much a man can take, and dick or balls ain’t one of them. Halfway through I yelled ‘switch!’ You know from mouth to butt, he went left when he should’ve went right and next thing you know… We ball to ball.”
Mayfield doesn’t feel any remorse whatsoever about the death of his ‘best friend’. Instead he claims that what he did wasn’t his responsibility. “It was his fault”, he says. “If he would’ve never touched my balls he would still be alive.”
Enraged by what had happened, he grabbed his gun and shot his friend point blank in the chest while yelling, “I ain’t with that gay sh*t!”
Mayfield now faces a charge of murder in the first degree. Bail has been set at $50,000. We wonder how far his new catchphrase, “I ain’t with that gay sh*t!” will get him in jail…
