Halloween is coming up. And plenty of you out there in Internetland will be breaking off from your crippling online addictions to attempt to spend some time ‘in real life’. Heading to a Halloween party, there’s only one question… ‘What are you going as?’
Vampires, witches, mummies… It’s all been done. You need something new. Something original. Something people will notice. Something OFFENSIVE.
So if you’re looking for offensive Halloween costume ideas, you’ve come to the right place…
A lot of work has been put into this double costume of South African runner/killer Oscar Pistorius and his murdered lover Reeva Steenkamp.
Whitney Houston. In the bath.
Classic Muslim fundamentalist terrorist.
Jared Fogle used to be the face of Subway. Until his secrets came out…
Maybe you and your bae could attend as a ‘celebrity couple’. Like these old flames…
Not sure Adolf Hitler would have looked at Anne Frank quite like that…
Maybe you’d prefer to go as disgraced former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky. Reckon you can convince two pals to attend as underage boys in next to no clothing…?
Have we given you any ideas…? We certainly hope not!
