Arrested Dude Sneaks Phone Into Cell; Posts Hilarious TripAdvisor-Style Review Online!

Talk about using your ‘cell’ phone… Funny Brit Christian Willoughby sneaked his cellphone into JAIL when he was locked up for a night recently in his hometown of Grimsby in north Lincolnshire. But he didn’t just want to scroll through Facebook bored or use it to organize a break out, though. He wanted to snap the food and post a brilliantly funny TripAdvisor-style review of the place!

…here’s what he wrote:

“I’ve given this place 4 stars. It’s the all day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough. Had my own on-suite room and butler… Who would come with tea and newspapers.”

“Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe… Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day. I’d definitely come back.”

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And here is his delightful-looking meal:

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Great work, Christian. You win the internet this week, son.