WWE Suspend Eva Marie For This One Pretty Damn Weird Reason…

The WWE have suspended one of their most famous divas, Eva Marie. Why? Well, for a pretty weird reason, actually. In their own words, Natalie Coyle (Eva Marie) will not be allowed to wrestle for ‘thirty days effective immediately for her first violation of the company’s talent wellness policy.’

Something to do with her wealth… With something she’d been taking… ‘Drugs?’ You ask. Has she been doping? Well, no. Not quite. She DID test positive. But for Adderall. Seriously. It’s banned by the WWE, apparently.

She’s released a statement, saying this: “I am disappointed that this suspension has occurred, yet understand and respect that WWE upholds their Wellness Policy to the letter and won’t compromise on its integrity I violated policy by not turning in portions of required paperwork in the time frame WWE Medical deemed timely. I look forward to my return!”