Guns, Boats and Girls! Dan Bilzerian’s New Year’s Video Will Make You Pretty Damn Jealous

He’s the self-styled ‘King of Instagram‘. He’s rich. He’s got a beard. You hate him. We hate him. Everyone hates him. He’s Dan Bilzerian. And he’s back rubbing our noses in it.

Yay.

‘If you hate seeing me do well, 2017 gonna be another f*cked-up year for you!’

Dan Bilzerian

Relaxing on boats, firing guns, chilling with models, hanging off a helicopter, driving a big yellow jet ski, scuba diving… He’s doing it all.

Dan Bilzerian

Apparently he’s now worth more than $100m, having earned it all by playing poker.

Dan Bilzerian

You’ve gotta admit, it’s a pretty sweet existence…

Dan Bilzerian

God, we hate him.

Dan Bilzerian

Here is the annoying video in full. Someone kill him for us, eh???