We told you last week how badly El Chapo was doing in jail. With his freedom gone and his sleep affected, he’s apparently become depressed. But the worst thing he claims? ‘No s*x’. But it turns out that that isn’t strictly true. It turns out that the drug cartel boss DOES still get laid. He gets a full two hours of conjugal visits a week from his former beauty queen wife.
Emma Coronel, his spouse, claims that Guzman’s s*xual appetite is insatiable, though. “We used to make love for two hours a day,” she claims. “Now? Only two hours a week? He is going crazy. I am going crazy. At just two hours a week s*x with me? He will kill himself. He will be dead by December.”
We’re not sure how sympathetic the public will be, though. Most of us won’t even get to meet a beauty queen in our lives, let alone have the chance to bang one for 120 minutes a day, every day…
Two hours? Damn. We’d take ‘just’ two hours of s*x with her a week…
Anyone who thought she might choose to leave him after his imprisonment couldn’t be more wrong. She told CNN recently that she would, ‘follow him anywhere’…
