GUYS! Fancy Botox For Your Balls…? Spend $5k On ‘Scrotox’!

Men. There’s just so much pressure on us to look good now, isn’t there? We’re constantly bombarded with images how how we should look in movies and on TV, in magazines and online. Our clothes, our bodies, our make-up… Hold up. No, that’s women, isn’t it? No one gives a sh*t what dudes look like. Which is why the invention of ‘Scrotox‘ is just so damned weird.

That’s right – ‘Scrotox’. Botox for your nuts. You know, to get rid of the wrinkles in a man’s scrotum. It’s $4,000 too. Jeez. And some guys are actually up for this?. We don’t even iron out the creases in our shirts…

Clinical Director at Transform, Mark Norfolk, says this about the idea: “If anyone is interested in having this treatment, I can’t stress enough how important it is to do a thorough research – not only into the practitioner but also around the product they’ll be using. Also, patients should manage their expectations in terms of results, it could prove very costly and nerve wracking to go through, for very little in return.”


Here’s Alec Baldwin and some other folk laughing about it on Saturday Night Live. But the process is very much real…

But you know who first came up with the idea? Dave Chapelle