Journo Tries To Live Like Dan Bilzerian; Comes To Amazing Discovery

Dan Bilzerian. You know the guy, right? Big vain muscly bearded guy? Plays poker? Obsessed with Instagram? Pays women to hang around him in bikinis all day, every day? He’s the ultimate dude (in the eyes of any ten year-old boy). Sure, it’s a crazy lifestyle. But is it all it’s cracked up to be? Is it paradise? Or is living that kind of life actually quite shallow and hollow…?

A Vice journalist decided to see what all the fuss was about with Dan Bilzerian. How? By emulating the guy’s life. Or, at least, attempting to. And it’s pretty damn funny.

Here’s the real Bilzerian:

And another:

The journalist is Aussie Julian Morgans

Dan Bilzerian

He started dressing like him, hitting the gym and drinking protein shakes and even trying to win big at casinos.

Which is easier said that done.

Dan Bilzerian

Here’s the cool bit, though. Vice hooked him up with a whole bunch of game girls to kick it with. He here is drinking a vodka-infused protein shake and enjoying the company of some lovely ladies…

Dan Bilzerian

And again. Living the high life with some girls on a luxury flight. Alright, not quite a ‘luxury’ as Bilzerian’s chartered efforts, but still.

Dan Bilzerian

Oh, and he fired guns. Lots of guns. The Bizzer (as no one calls him) LOVES destroying things with bullets. Loves it.

Dan Bilzerian

After living the life, though? What conclusions did Julian come up with? Dan Bilzerian is a bit of a douchebag. Which we all kind of already knew. Still, it’s a fun read.

Check out the full story over on Vice.