Woman In Hospital After Boyfriend Stuffs A Funnel Full Of Pop Rocks Inside Her

28 year-old Kassie Milton from California was hospitalized this past weekend after she agreed to go to fulfill her partner’s wildest and most unusual fantasy. She was later admitted to the emergency room feeling what she describes as a “burning and itching” feeling in her genitals. The reason behind the unusual sensation was to leave both nurses and doctors STUNNED… Pop Rocks!

 “The Pop Rocks are supposed to of added something extra to our pleasure, that’s what my boyfriend said anyway. So I agreed that he could put them inside me with a funnel,” Milton apparently told the doctors treating her.

“When I bought these popping candy rocks from the store I was told they were supposed to explode and tingle on my tongue. My man said he thought they could give me a feel good sensation during our lovemaking. So I tried it. But it didn’t feel good. I felt like a bobcat had decided to eat my plumbing for breakfast. The pain was insane!”

Milton had to get her downstairs flushed out with water and peroxide and will have to do it herself at home for the next ten days. A foamy discharge is to be expected.


“When sugar such as whipped cream, syrups, and candy during sex touch the vagina, it typically upsets your pH level,” said Dr. Bill Harvey. 

“This can also cause further irritation with existing yeast infections. She definitely had a yeast infection. I don’t recommend anyone ever trying to this, no matter how much your partner begs. It’s a recipe for disaster. Just because it fits in your vagina, doesn’t mean it belongs there.”

Some people, huh?