Cop Mistakes Man’s Junk For Weapon During Most Awkward Search Ever

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Oh, right – you’re just pleased to see me.” That’s the kind of thing you might expect to hear the cop in this hilarious clip say during what has to go down as the most brilliantly awkward search ever carried out by a police officer. We’ll cut to the chase – he’s patting an arrested man down. And grabs his p*nis. Accidentally. But repeatedly.

The man was going crazy in the lobby of a hotel and the police were called by staff. He doesn’t put up much of a fight during the arrest, really, but he does come up with a way to mess with the cops… Making them manhandle his ‘suspicious bulge’…

Here’s the quick abridged version:

And for the ‘full length’ (pun lamely intended), check this out. It shows him going nuts (sorry…):