Two Women Wanted By Police After Twerking-Based Sexual Harassment On Man

Ask most people and they’ll probably agree that twerking should be illegal. It was funny a while back, but we’re done with it now. There’s too many big ugly mommas jiggling that sh*t about. It’s enough to put us off our bagels. So we were pleased to hear that Washington DC cops are looking to arrest two women for doing it.

Not just because they don’t like big butts, though – oh no. The two women’s twerking was actually against the law. They were seen forcefully rubbing their buttsĀ against a man’s crotch in a store recently and police are treating it as a sexual assault.

The women – if captured – are facing third degree sexual abuse charges. According to D.C. law, it’s a crime that covers a wide remit of things including ‘inappropriate touching’ and anything that ‘involves actual force, threats putting the person in fear of death, bodily injury or kidnapping.’

The whole sordid incident was caught on the store’s CCTV and has been released by DC Police in order to help them track the two women down. What for yourself what went down: