Man Critical In Hospital After He Jokes With Wife About How Many Women He’s Slept With

Los Angeles, California. A 28 year-old man is lying in a hospital bed after his girlfriend viciously attacked him. Why? He made the mistake of ‘jokingly’ referring to the high number of sexual partners he’d had before meeting her. Jerry Wells is suffering from multiple body fractures all over and will be in a full body cast for almost a year while his body recuperates. His doctor says, “it’s an absolute miracle he’s still alive.”

“We went out for food and had a few drinks after. We were actually having a really great night,” Wells told police after the attack. “When we got home, Selena started asking me about my past. She asked how many women I had slept with besides her and I laughed and said ‘847’. That’s the last thing I remember.”

24 year-old Selena Rodriguez admitted to assault and battery. “That puta shouldn’t even be joking around about stuff like that. I don’t know, I thought he was serious…”

Joke About Partners

Rodriguez knocked Wells out cold then went to the garage to fetch a sledgehammer. She’s since admitted to police that she intended to “make sure she made contact with every solid bone in his body.”

“I wasn’t trying to kill the fool. I just wanted to teach that stupid son of a b*tch a lesson that he can’t just talk to me anyway he wants to. I think I got my point across,” Rodriguez has since said.

She’s being held at the Los Angeles County Jail at the moment, awaiting her court date.